From the mind of the evil twin

Ever wonder what your evil twin is thinking or doing right now? Ever wish your evil twin would just step in and deal with your crazy fucking boss? I act like my own evil twin all the time. Why not? But then, sometimes I don't. Either way I talk about it and make ridiculous stick figure drawings. If you email me a funny story I might include it. Or I might not. My evil twin might print it out, draw a stick figure of you on the paper, and set it on fire. You never know.

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Best email ever

The OKCupid dating site has a section in your profile that says 'You should message me if...' and you fill in the blank. I wrote 'You should message me if you're not batshit crazy', thinking, if anyone doesn't get that they really should not be contacting me. This is an email I received an hour after setting up my profile. I've copied and pasted it so please don't think I'm exaggerating, it was exactly this:

"hey
Jul. 13, 2010 – 11:30pm Babe what the hell is batshit crazy?? lmao. If you weren't hot I'd think your crazy hehe. jk :-)"

I'm hot AND crazy, and I know the difference between your and you're.

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