From the mind of the evil twin

Ever wonder what your evil twin is thinking or doing right now? Ever wish your evil twin would just step in and deal with your crazy fucking boss? I act like my own evil twin all the time. Why not? But then, sometimes I don't. Either way I talk about it and make ridiculous stick figure drawings. If you email me a funny story I might include it. Or I might not. My evil twin might print it out, draw a stick figure of you on the paper, and set it on fire. You never know.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Hot guy morphs into sad sack

I got a message from this guy:

But no, he rapidly turned into this guy:

"Hey, I really enjoyed reading your profile. I work in (city) and I would like to... screw it. No woman worth going after ever responds. Sorry I bothered you. "

I guess he was right, because I never wrote him back.

2 comments:

Dark DamianAugust 29, 2010 at 9:39 AM
Wow. I wonder if he slashes his own tires, too.
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PandaDementiaAugust 29, 2010 at 6:39 PM
I really don't understand how people don't get that it's a self-fulfilling prophecy when they think no one is going to like them. Umm, hello, if you're a depressing, sad sack of emo, not many people are gonna be drawn to you (aside from other sad sacks of emo, of course). GET A CLUE! #shortrantover
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