Batshit Crazy Boss

I have a boss who is absolutely nuts. This is how he handles conflict.

Step 1: He realizes his employee has made a mistake and needs some guidance.



Step 2: Boss hates conflict. Has a brainstorm.



Step 3: He approaches other employees in an effort to build consensus.



Step 4: He schedules an 'impromptu' chat.











Step 5: Boss pats self on the back for providing such clear guidance. He then reports back to Joe, Little Mike, and the Mouse that he ripped you a new one. They all believe him, but feel slightly dirty. They each suspect that they really lost the FUBAR account.

Bob's evil twin is plotting revenge.